January 2010
188 posts
Richmond, VA
iigh so last time i went down to VCU it was a bomb ass weekend. Me and freddy about to head down now and we’re told the house will be ours for the day until Sandra hits it up. I’m bout to bust a nut in that bitch, call up the homies, call up the ladies and party at 4 in the afternoon, YES. haha iigh maybe not quite like that but something very similar. Lets do it.
Facebook Points them out
If facebook does anything right, its that it points out the easy ones. So damn serious, i’m learning by what pages these girls become fans of. Drunk texting page or drunk posting fans, im watching you guys. haha
another reason why
mousy-:
you should never eat and be on tumblr.
Woah, i was just thinking this cuz my cereal became soggy and not very enjoyable.
Yo fuck the Blackhawks
apice3:
They’re fucking gay as hell. I hate teams that have been around for a while, just that you forget about them because they’re so shitty. Then after decades of top 5 draft picks, they finally draft 2 good players and all of a sudden hockey enthusiasts proclaim this team and “their rich history” to be the shit. Fucking win a cup in the last half century and come talk to me.
The original...
Follow me in this First Person Tale
Step one: Waking up
“what time is it?…5:56? nah. oh ok 9:56.”
Step two: Stretching
“AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH, i sound like Heman FUCK YEAH. that felt good”
Step three: Talk on the phone with a special lady
“…So yeah, i like to plan murders. I wouldnt kill you right away though, I’d insure you first and then throw on some gansta bone thugs and when i...
““Dear Haitians, first of all, kudos on developing the poorest country in...”
– Paul Shirley
This man is telling the complete truth but holy SHIT!
Fuck a nigga with a memory
Marlon
alicia just called me
7:16pmJoshua
naw
7:16pmMarlon
she said she left the Keys on the hook
7:16pmJoshua
u dont have a phone
7:16pmMarlon
fucker
Birffday SEX
Happy birthday alicia keys, i’ll be home in about an hour momma
Paul's Boutique
This album is why I Like the Beastie Boys over Outkast. The song to song transition is too nice and the beats are just ridiculous, ahead of its time in some songs. The stories behind each song are in detail to the fullest. Beast from beginning to end.
Hector Lavoe & Calculus
I still need to eat, HW has been my only source of vitamins and Hector Lavoe has been my source of minerals. But nah fuck this im bout to eat then comeback to some HW
What is you thinking?
I keep hearing “the Jets are going to beat the Colts.” No, no they’re not.
NYJ @ IND - Peyton manning is about to fry some frogs and alligators after the game to celebrate today’s win. Ok, Peyton hasnt lost this year, and he wont. They shoulda gone 16-0 though cuz im tired of hearing about the od damn 72 Dolphins.
MIN @ NO - I’ll take brett Favre’s ego over...
Commas
My favorite punctuation, i just wish more people would use it a little more. Not just that but use it correctly.
But she dont know you like i know you slim, no one...
im chillin with my 19 followers
they tight
Death Metal
uGh, straight UGH
I be on my mmHm
They be on their Oh No
Damn
Shanahan didnt keep the Redskins QB coach of the past two years. I’m pretty sure Jason is gonna be gone.
Tattoo Possibility
I’m thinking about tattooing “I WILL NOT LOSE” on my chest or arm. Imma sleep on it though, it takes me a night of sleep to figure out if this is a dumb idea.
Justine's titties on that nice tip
:D
Have a baby by me...
Me and clarke just had a conversation about what his baby would look like if it came out of a blonde, blue eyed swiss. We got: Light brown curly hair, brown eyes, a piece of cheese and a big dick. If its a girl then a long cave with a vagina troll.
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I was schooled on Periods and hormones last night, maaaan WTF? straight nah. eggs and blood and pee mixed with birthdays and shower fucking.
ok now its funny
Thursday January 21st, 2010
Capitals vs. Penguins
All these niggas and all these hoes in here
Somebody here gon FUCK
Being impatient leads you nowhere
So the other day, Humberto, Sandra, Sue, Freddy and I were chillin at Freddy’s. We smoked out this bong Humberto made out of a pen, water bottle and some bolts, that joint ROCKED! But yeah we chilled and then we decided to leave and since Freddy lived in the middle of nowhere the girls wanned us to lead them home. Humberto was warming up the car when Sandra just left. We look at each...
Shut that shit up
I hate answering questions on weekends, i try not to think during the weekends. I feel like i answer enough questions during the week with school and my family wondering what im doing, i just be chillin out this bitch. I also hate when people remind me about shit i already heard once.
J E T S JETS JETS JETS
Please win
I was about to turn off the game and Wedgie Bush...
Apice3
I hope you watching us out there lol though it is the leafs. We coming for that cup HARD
Leafs vs Capitals
Yo this game is physical off the bat. Ovechkin has thrown some hits and leaf players have been all over us and vice versa. Watch this game http://p2p4u.net/watch-live-sports.php?id=11113&link=1
Oh captain my Captain
Ovi with a score on the first shot
Dont mess with my Blink 182
they my niggas
I hate when good thoughts are forgotten
FUUUUUCK
Its not about the nail its about the finger
I Don't support troops
imma make me a bumper sticker that reads “FUCK YOUR TROOPS.”
Just 1
I have found the one thing i regret in my life, not graduating HS early. I coulda taken summer classes and graduated in 06 and skipped senior year and all its bullshit but no. I can now say i regret something i did or didnt do.
I Win
Me:my dream with biggie tho, best dream i ever had
JT:i had a dream i was in a jeep with beanie sigel
“So I told the ho’s to take a big step back
Took the zipper down, eyes...”
– hahaha Eazy
THATS RIGHT
My Ivysaur beat a Growlithe
Sun's really happy today
AK is put away today